Any notion that Uncle Terry was going to take his naughty balls and go home remains the dreamscape of people who would convict a man merely for being a creepy photographer with young girls from Slovakia claiming he shoved his dick in their ears.
Looking for some pinup inspiration? Human rights lawyer Amal Clooney — also the wife of actor George Clooney — will reportedly be this spring.
The guy who played Uncle Joey, sure, but Stamos? We imagine Leto will respond with a lighter shade of his own, and then Kim, and then so-on and so-forth until both their heads are smoldering puddles of neon blue.
And in honor of the lesser-known holiday of International Rich Women's Day, they did it atop a Los Angeles high-rise.